Guys, I am going to hate myself in the morning for doing this, and every morning thereafter for the rest of my life for what I am about to do. My pain has been driving me nuts all night I have a headache and I feel massively sick.

I'm replacing the bloody cathethar and I'm calling 911 to do it, I feel like dirt. I will screw up my seating appointment at the Clinic, which would alleviate my pain.

Satan is deliberately trying to stop any attempts at my getting any respite from my pain.

Insert string of expletives here.

Tell Father Lindsay and Doug where I've gone. In case you're wondering, my vacation from the world was going to be permanent, as in removing myself from it. If my chair had been fully charged....bye bye Hamster.

There is a thing more crippling than cerebral palsy: the prison of your own mind.