I've taken this idea from the bipolar forum because it seems therapeutic.
Dear SI,
You've been gone for a while now, but I know any second the urge will come back, stronger for each day you were gone. If you drag me back into the pit, I don't know if I'll have the strength to claw my way back out.

So the answer's simple: leave and never come back.

-Sam
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I hope you have a really great day.