You know you're stressed out when you finally know that your houseguest is awake... and so don't leave your room to use the washroom for over an hour because you aren't ready to face them yet.
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"The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things. Of shoes, of ships, of sealing wax, of cabbages, of kings! Of why the sea is boiling hot, of whether pigs have wings..."
"I have a problem with low self-esteem. Which is really ridiculous when you consider how amazing I am.
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