Dear SI,
I was so relieved when I first met you. Then I learned that even though you pretended to be my friend, you were actually a big fat backstabber. I left you several times and came back each time only to be played again. I guess I've learned a lot about myself through you, but it probably wasn't worth the price. I'm glad I was able to dump you in the trash. Even though I still think about you sometimes, I know you're no good for me and that you'll never change. Maybe you shouldn't come back now that things are finally beginning to settle down.

- AJ