WANTED!!!! WOMAN TO TAKE ON FIXER UPPER ( HOUSE AND PERSON)
I am looking for a woman ( 30 to 60 years old) to take on a long term project refurbishing a house and person. I am a 57 year old male, not working but with own house and money who is looking for someone to make him feel special and that life is worth living. GSOH ( if somewhat quirky). I have lost all motivation to do the boring things in life and neeed a lovely, lively,lithe, lewd and laid back lady to share my life.HOUSE Structurally sound but needs restoring to previous good order and needs a feminine springcleaning.PERSON Not great looking on first appearance and bodywork needs attention but running order with 2 of everything. Bit sluggish to start in the morning but once running performs well. As stated can offer home , love and the odd bunch of flowers for the right woman. Anything considered. Must have own teeth.
Ok im laughing about it but i am so lonely that i could chew my foot off just to get in A & E and get in bed next to a nurse. My self esteem is low and i haven't got the er cohones to try online dating. I guess i thought something would happen and i'd meet someone but it never happened and i can see myself dying alone. I'm short, fat and bald and invisible to women. I don't want to carry on like this and the thought of it is enough to make me.......
Don't really know what i expect people to say, say what you like i won't be offended.