Yeah. It's marvelous feeling like a worhtless person. It's so awesome to be worried about finances. It's the best feeling ever to have nothing to say when people ask "so what you do for living". It makes me so great to send ***** myself out in vain with CVs, cover letters and job interviews only to hear "no".

Yeah. You can be jealous of the unemployed in the bad economy. It's awesome knowing it's not gonna get better any time soon, have idleness and pointless job haunting *worsen* your depression and erode your feeling of self-worth day by day.