Me: When I was a kid, I was bullied every day. Taunted relentlessly. When I was 8, they learnt the word "gay"... and that's what I became. No one wanted to touch what I touched, and they made no problem showing me that. I was not, am not and will never be gay.
Her: Never say never.
me: *in head* Woman, I think I'd know by now...