First consultation with new T some years ago.

Me: It's been a really tough time. I lost my job, I've been really depressed and exhausted, and I'm always stressed because money is so tight.

ExT (nervously): hehehe... Now I'm stressed because I don't know if you'll be able to pay me!

I never saw him again. And in a passive aggressive move I never paid him either. I figured he should've paid me for wasting my time with that kind of crap.