Ever noticed how when someone cries, there's always some numpty handing them a glass of water? WHY?! The last thing I want if I'm crying, is a glass of water!

I can't stand it when someone cries, and they're always doing it RIGHT in-front of everyone, looking at them, RIGHT AT THEM. Anyone I have ever seen cry in real life, myself included, have SHIED away from prying eyes; crying is a very personal thing, not a feckin' public spectacle.

I'm utterly tired of hearing the man go "Wait, I can explain!" or "If you'll just let me explain, ..." - all the eejit has to do is explain it, instead of stumbling over the same damn words.

Your turn.