Just curious what you mean by "super hyper-religious"? Do you apply religious teachings to everything you encounter no matter how small? That would be very tiring.

Just off-topic a little bit: The LA Times used to report that 15 people a week used to walk into the lobby and claim that they were Jesus. I don't know if you'd call that a coincidence or put any validity into any of that. I'm not sure how a delusional person would view that.