This is not a serious thread. There's a lot of misconceptions and sheer unrealistic qualities about porn that cannot even translate to real-life sex, all of which is rather comical. I'd like to take jabs at porn for shoots and giggles and discuss the things about porn that make us go "huh?", "how?" and "why?"

Misconception #1: When porn stars rave about how wet they were, I used to think that meant they were gushing fluids, and that's far to how it is in real life. I only get a little damp in my undies when I'm most turned on, but there's no gushing or need for new undies.

Misconception #2: My gyno told me that it's fairly uncommon for women to be able to squirt, yet every porn star in the business is able to shoot across the room performing circus acts. Either they belong in the circus, or they're just having fun peeing on camera. O.o

Why? Why can't girls just shut up when they're having a threesome? If you're a guy, is it really a turn on for girls to fight over your penis acting all sex starved? Maybe if you're Jonah Hill in Superbad...

Who the heck writes the captions for the porn clips? It's really hard to find good quality porn if they're all titled "blonde big tits on camera".

Or the people who don't know how to categorize their clips. If they're doing 20 minutes of an*l and 3 minutes of bjs, don't put it with the BJ's.

Who cares about where the girl is from, what her interests are, or her dreams of becoming a vet assistant? I'm watching her because I clicked on "blonde big tits on camera", not to feel sad for her crushed dreams.

Sasha Grey. I despise you. She is why I don't have favorite porn stars.

My golden rule: There's no reason to pay for porn. There is nothing out there that you cannot find for free.

My first porn magazine was a Playboy with Ginger Spice on the cover. It was the most awkward thing to see my idol naked.

What is your favorite "category" if you're up to sharing? I'll share mine if somebody else shares first.