Quote:
Originally Posted by hankster
Norman Cousins Laughter Is the Best Medicine? For a real chuckle, read the book by his wife. While the poor guy is trying to go vegan to lower his cholesterol and avoid a heart attack, she is sneaking butter and cream and eggs into his meals. It's so hostile I had to laugh. But I'm weird that way. Two of my favorite comic strips are Pooch Cafe and Pearls Before Swine. I still think we should get married. Have you tried red quinoa? It's amazing. Much better than the yellow stuff.
|
Maybe I should write jokes. Marriage is out for me since I have given up on sex. My body does not seem to have been made for it as I am susceptible to UTIs and all over body itching for days afterwards. Sorry, with my IBS I cannot handle grains with high fiber content like quinoa. I would give anything for ice cream and pizza but am dairy intolerant and cannot enjoy many of my fave foods.
What I really want is a job. Sadly, I will be stuck being my mother's caretaker for months as she dies of cancer and then I have to clean up all the messes she leaves behind. It will be months before I can work. Mom has made my life so unmanageable and that continues to this day and will continue after she is gone. She is (finally) dying but I am the walking / living dead.