I just joined the forum and I am so excited to find that apparently there are other self-aware narcissists here?!

I love this thread already. I badly need someone to "report to" who will give me positive reinforcement for good behavior. (I know, I know, we're all lazy bastards who can't be bothered to lift a finger for other people without there being something in it for us , but I suppose we can manage to click the "hug" button, right? Right?!?!)

Not quite sure how these daily check threads work. Can someone explain the protocol to me?