Ok...so Day 3 of Juice Fast and THEY SERVE COMMUNION at church.
I was eyeballing those matzos like no tomorrow, and the wine looked fine.
BUT I didn't. Holy crap was I tempted to. I wanted to slobber down the whole plateful. All of it. Then lick the crumbs. Then lick my fingers.
But I didn't. I thought about Ike and Lola and I stopped myself.
I came home and made myself some yummy juice. Yummy yummy. Just as yummy as matzos and wine. Yep.
Now I want to go for a swim, but I want to sleep. I'll feel better if I swim though.