Now that sounds like a fun party!! Along the lines of Grandma got run over by a reindeer. You knew my favorite holiday tune was I want a hippopotamus for xmas...

I should say, I dont have a car, and I am not close to a shopping mall, so I am able to avoid the two biggest sources of unwanted carols. And I do avoid family. I just hang out here and we talk about how NEXT year we're gonna plan a cruise!