Thanks for the reassurances, I really should give this a shot.
Unfortunately, my upcoming schedule and living arrangements look to render making discreet sex therapy appointments next to impossible.

All the weird and uncomfortable truths about me and my sexuality are bound to come up with the people I know. Especially know that I'm about to move to University and will be spending lots of time with lots of people who have serious girlfriends and sexual experience. It's gonna be awkward waters I tell 'ya. And I'm just not too sure how to handle the conversation of "Hey, best friend, the reason I don't have and have never had a girlfriend is because I think sex is positively loathsome, harharhar."
I'm sure therapy would help, but I just don't see it happening. Oh, well.