Ever had one of those days where you figure you can't possibly be a decent person, based upon the fact that your family is massively flucked up? That is where I am at tonight. I'd willingly take out my entire gene pool, using only a spork and a shoelace.

To answer the earlier FB question - yes, as in life, my family presents a perfect picture on FB. In addition to that, my mom has a second FB account that she uses to post slutty pictures of herself so that she can get positive feedback from her large group of male "friends". Fun, huh? Who wouldn't want to see their mom engage in a fine hobby like that?? FML.