I was only in the mental health ward once in the hospital for eight days. I would always crave cigarettes after 11pm where they no longer let you go out for smokes so I would use extra clothes to seal the bottom of the door and hang things on the inside, do the same to the bathroom door, smoke inside the shower.

I was doing a puzzle at 3 am in the unit. Everyone else was sleeping in their rooms. Most of the lights were off, it was dark, very quit. I was sitting at a table doing the puzzle...

Then I hear a loud bang and its the door flying open with a guy screaming, naked besides a gown that didnt cover very well, with three security guys taking him down "BUT I LOVE HER!!, I LOVE HER!!"

I dont mean to laugh at anybody esles problems, but he was doing pretty good the next day.