Hello couch. Just checking in. I gotta go back and catch up. Busy busy day. Worked from 7am then came home and cleaned then had the following conversation with my H:

ME: H, take a look at my hand. I think I burned it from the cleaning chemicals.
(Then I showed him my hand that appears to be burnt. It's charcoal gray with cracks in it)

Him: let me see. (Looks at hand) oh, it appears very discolored.

Me: Yes. I think I need medical assistance.

Him: oh well, you will survive. Nothing we can do. Obviously since you just showered-water won't help.

Me: that's why I need medical assistance

Him: Nothing we can do.