**************************JOKE THREAD****************************

I Hope this will kick off

Hello fellow PC'ers I have noticed that there are several jokes out there. This is why I created the JOKE thread. So everyone that has a joke can share it within 1 thread. IMHO~I think it's a good idea. Have one thread so the jokes aren't being missed and spread throughout the forums
If you agree then throw a JOKE in here to make us laugh One liners are great as well as 50 liners, so share what you've got I can't wait to read them.

Here's one that I love This one really gets ya thinking I hope ya like it

Quick question for ya:

What Makes Life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then, H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But, A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And, B U L L $ H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, but Bull$hit will put you over the top.

And look how far .........

A $ $ K I S S I N G

will get you

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

Nice! I'm sure you understand