I just got home from an hour and fifteen minute drive from school and realized I had left behind my notebook.

It seems like I can't even get from one room to another without losing something. Earlier this week I lost my flash drive. When I went to the security office to see if anyone has turned it in, I left behind the novel I was reading and had to go back for it. And I forgot to stop at the mailbox to mail my bills.

I regularly leave the apartment -- and get in the car and start driving -- then realize I forgot to bring something with me, and have to turn around to get it.

I'm just too stupid to take on the simplest responsibility. I wish I had been severely beaten as a kids; maybe if I had, I would behave like a competent human being instead of an entitled, time-wasting brat. I hate myself so much.