Thread: History Lesson
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Old Jan 20, 2007, 01:04 AM
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>> Kind of interesting..
>>
>> History Lesson
>>
>> Have a history teacher explain
>>this----- if they can.
>>
>> Abraham Lincoln was elected to
>>Congress in 1846.
>> John F. Kennedy was elected to
>>Congress in 1946.
>>
>> Abraham Lincoln was elected
>>President in 1860.
>> John F. Kennedy was elected
>>President in 1960.
>>
>> Both were particularly concerned
>>with civil rights.
>> Both wives lost their children while
>>living in the White House.
>>
>> Both Presidents were shot on a
>>Friday.
>> Both Presidents were shot in the
>>head.
>>
>>
>>
>> Lincoln 's secretary was named
>>Kennedy.
>> Kennedy's Secretary was named
>>Lincoln.
>>
>> Both were assassinated by
>>Southerners.
>> Both were succeeded by Southerners
>>named Johnson.
>>
>> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded
>>Lincoln, was born in 1808.
>> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded
>>Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>>
>> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated
>>Lincoln, was born in 1839.
>> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated
>>Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>>
>> Both assassins were known by their
>>three names.
>> Both names are composed of fifteen
>>letters.
>>
>> Now hang on to your seat.
>>
>> Lincoln was shot at the theater
>>named 'Ford.'
>> Kennedy was shot in a car called '
>>Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
>>
>> Lincoln was shot in a theater and
>>his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
>> Kennedy was shot from a warehouse
>>and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
>>
>> Booth and Oswald were assassinated
>>before their trials.
>>
>> And here's the kicker...
>>
>> A week before Lincoln was shot, he
>>was in Monroe, Maryland
>> A week before Kennedy was shot, he
>>was with Marilyn Monroe.
>>
>> Creepy huh?
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