>I have a great job .............I have a great job ............ I
>have a great
>job .............. I have a great job .......................
>
>My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
>canned....couldn't concentrate.
>Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
>it, so they
>gave me the axe.
>After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it,
>mainly
>because it was a so-so job.
>Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too
>exhausting.
>Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my
>life, but I
>just didn't have the thyme.
>I attempted to be a deli worker, but anyway I sliced it, I couldn't
>cut the
>mustard.
>My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
>noteworthy.
>I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
>patience.
>Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.
>I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
>live on my net
>income.
>I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
>but the work
>was just too draining.
>So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit
>for the job.
>After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job
>as a
>historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
>I thought about seeking a job at the library, but I never got the
>chance to
>check that one out.
>My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
>was always
>the same old grind.
>
>SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THIS JOB!!