If you save yourself for marriage, you're a bore
If you don't save yourself for marriage, you're a hor...rible person
If you can't lose the weight then you're just fat
But if you lose too much then you're on crack.
You're damned if u do and you're damned if you don't so you might as well do whatever you want......so
Make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys
Kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into
And when the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't...
Just follow your arrow wherever it points to