My partner and I went for dinner this evening, the waitress asked about the cuts on my arm. At first she thought it was from a dog's nails, it was easier to lie when I said it was the cat! I, atleast have 5 of those and they do have their claws, but they have actually never clawed me.

It was awkward to say the least. I can't say anyone in their right mind has actually had the nerve to come right out and ask....