I am @ work and just now made an oatmeal packet for lunch. I like to add a lot of water so it takes a long time to eat. It makes it look like there is more than there is maybe. (Or maybe I am jus a pig, I don't know) upon seeing the quantity of oatmeal in my bowl a co-worker stated "that's a lot of oatmeal!"
...you can imagine how that felt. Why didn't he just punch me in the stomach?
But I didn't immediately dump it all in the trash or sabotage it by dumping a bottle of hand sanitizer in it or anything else. Will I eat it all? I don't know yet. But if I eat any of it after his comment. That is a win.