I hate that question! Another pet peeve is that in the past few years it has become common place for people to ask questions about income and now with ObamCcare signups in the news everyone wants to know what insurance I have.

When my significant other answers that she is on disability, people have the nerve to ask what her disability is...

I sell crafts part-time so I just tell everyone I'm a craftsperson, then I can use it as an opening to sell stuff.