Every time something goes wrong in my life, I handle it in the whiniest, greediest, most self-centered way.

If it's true that people show their true character in times of crisis, then it's pretty clear that I'm a rotten person who wants to drag everyone else down with her. It's like I'm tested and I keep failing, over and over and over.

Just now, I left behind a glove at my parents house. When I discovered it was missing, I drove all the way back and posed a huge inconvenience to my parents trying to search for it.

Gee, no wonder no one would want to be my friend. I'm going to end up alone if I keep alienating everyone around me. I feel toxic, and I'll always be toxic because I'm too selfish to try to change.