you need to do the chicken %#@&#! if you still have a key ah the door is open put a pair of panties at the foot of the bed on her side, or an earring under the pillow. if he is TRUELY deserving nothing will make you feel better than revenge.you have the power to change his web page to his life sucks the old job isnt so safe when you let the air out of two tires every few days. and like most women they use the bathroom first when they arrive, nothing like a condom floating ha ha you go girl teach him a lessen he wont soon forget above turn that frown into the smile after all if you inlist some friends the laughs can go on and on