My dad thinks this same thing. He thinks that while we are driving God put the slowest car in front of him, then when we back up out of a spot hundreds of cars and people are walking and backing up at the same time. Same with his job. Same in every aspect of his life, and he is not schizophrenic! He thinks its a giant simulation game from God and we are all the characters. But he has OCD, Asperger's Syndrome, severe anxiety (GAD) and mild depression from time to time. This is where I get my mental illness from.