I've jumped off roofs of houses just to see if I could do it. I've gone down an entire street in my neighborhood and busted all their headlights (about 10+ cars) just because I "felt like it". I've broken into houses... all before I was out of Jr. High. Ain't nothing I can say tops any of the others.

As an adult? I got married. Not once but 2x even. I mean, haven't I learned?