More than one bottle of vodka? Wow - you have good stamina.
I had one drink last night (4.2 oz of alcohol altogether - I made the drink myself and measured out the ingredients - this is a very unusual amount of liquor for me although I do drink occasionally - we were trying out a recipe for a future gathering - this recipe has been nixed due to its potency) and was drunk and typed some gibberish post here and then fell asleep soon after.
If I ever tried to text another person after having a drink, they would not be able to understand it I don't think.