0 Visitor
1 New Member
5 Junior Member
20 Member
300 Veteran Member
500 Grand Member
1000 Poohbah
1500 Grand Poohbah
2000 Magnate
3000 Grand Magnate
5000 Elder
7500 Wise Elder
10000 Legendary
20000 Legendary Wise Elder
50000 Wisest Elder Ever

That last one cracked me up!