Even though I found out this wasnt true.. I still found it gave me a good chuckle.. Hope you guys can enjoy it too lol


>>> This is a true account as recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,
>> Florida...
>>> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
>>> car,found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
>> her
>>> shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
>>> her
>>> voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"The
>> four
>>> men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.
>> The
>>> lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
>>> back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that
>>> she
>>> could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then >>> it
>>> dawned on her why... For the same reason she did not understand why >>> there
>>> was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat! A
>> few
>>> minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther
>>> down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station >>> to
>>> report her mistake.
>>>
>>> The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
>>> pointed
>>> to
>>> the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
>>> reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
>>> than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
>>> handgun.
>>>
>>> No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it >>> a
>>> memorable one