Hmmm...I think the only Libertarian views I still hold (I just looked at their most recent platform) are the ones concerning drug use. So, it looks like the state would only "hate" my views if it was a trial dealing with drug possession. Drat!

ETA: If I could say I believed in some of my father's/stepmom's views or mother's/stepfather's views without laughing, I would easily get out of duty...but the problem is I would laugh if I tried to say I believed in them.