Oh no I do see that from a distance they would be funny to someone else. I mean it does sound like a joke. A farce more like. I got woken up by his rather oddball gf at 06.45 the other morning...what was she doing? giggling... until she strains and sounds asthmatic. Something she does continuously with every sentence. Like a nervous laugh but its not. I was livid!!! Its my time off. She also goes to his bathroom constantly. Like when she comes in for around 20 mins then half an hour later then again. She bangs doors shut too. Shes erm a few scones short of a picnic if you know what I mean.

Weve had builders here for 3 days, sleeping overnight. They were most respectful wearing plastic shoe covers when walking through. Did he make them drinks and cook bacon butties? no. Did he clean up after they had driven off finally? no He watched me do it. Standing watching me brush the hard floors downstairs, wouldnt enter his head to say `I will hoover the stairs' I beepin loathe him. Personally I think hes using passive aggressive tactics to drive me mad. He changed the cutlery around in the drawer, thinking that if Im OCD it will drive me nuts..no actually it didnt..its not one of my obs.
Basically hes a cheeky ****. The audacity of him!