hotpants
moon boots
fiddle faddle
candy with sugar or brown sugar and no corn syrup
travelling circuses
five and dime stores
dollar stores that actually price everything at a dollar
downtown parades to celebrate home team
donkey basketball
hayrides
the Harlem Globetrotters
coin-dispensing slot machines
slots with mechanical reels
telephone booths
bumble bees
butterflies
board games (no one has the time anymore)
TV commercial breaks every 15 minutes rather than every 3 minutes
TV news that just reports the news without newscasters own commentary, editorial or lame attempt at John Stewart-type humor
TV shows that require actual actors (not reality TV)