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Old Jan 17, 2014, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ptangptang View Post
Hello Possum darling!!!. Edna here. I'd just like to slip a quick one in if you don't mind. As you know my dear departed husband Norm, 'Sir Norman', died in hospital in !988 after many years prostrate with his prostate. For a small donation i managed to aquire the mattress and i still sleep on it to this day as it still has the indentation of his dead body and stains from assorted bodily fluids.Luckily the mattress is big enough so that i don't have to sleep on Norman but it is enough that i can still smell him next to me. It's either him or the mould under the mattress. Madge has tried to get rid of it but it keeps coming back. A bit like her, poor dear, haha. Perhaps it's Madge that i can smell. I'm thinking of making a plaster cast of the indentation as a tribute to Norm and entering it in the Turner prize for conceptual art in England. If Tracy Emin's bed and someone turning a light bulb on and off can win then i must stand a chance. Anyway Possum darling keep things in good order down under and on my next trip home i'll come and see you in Woolamaloo, Love Edna.
Jesus DAME EDNA If its like her it must be old and crap.
Thanks for this!
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