Oh I do love you lot. I was as cranky as all get out today. My little flat has retained the heat well. Parking the car was a nightmare. I woke up in pain from my bed blah blah blah...... then I come to this bed thread. And I just start laughing. Ptang you are a funny bugga. I'm sure the real dame would really approve and wrinkle the nose. Shortandcute was short and short and sweet and sewwerats simple stated the bleeding obvious............

I do love you guys.............

I ended up getting a mattress protector and a cheap but new doona cover that looks like it has sepia postcards on it. My mission tomorrow is to clear out what may be under the bed. Dust bunnies beware..............