Marriage Counseling:

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is. The wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years of marriage. Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "That is what your wife needs at least 3 x a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday, I play golf."