The "What's your Rapper Name" thread inspired me to post this one. What's your Carlos Danger name?

There is a name generator for this available here:
Carlos Danger name generator: Use our widget to get a name like Anthony Weiner?s alleged sexting pseudonym.

For those that don't remember, Anthony Wiener would send dirty texts under the Nom-de-Text of Carlos Danger.

Mine is:

Filipe Gamble -

That darn Filipe has been known to text my wife with inappropriate stuff from time to time.