I opened my cable bill and there, stamped in angry red letters was a message saying LATE CHARGES. 3xx.xx dollars DUE NOW.

I had paid the cable bill last month. I have the stub in my checkbook saying I did.

Did I forget to mail it? I looked through my purse and other places making sure it wasn't just sitting there the whole time. Not that it matters if I did. Whatever happened to last month's payment, I'm sure it's entirely my fault, that if I were more responsible and attentive and not so stupid, they would have gotten it. It's always my fault. I always do something to screw up at a normal, simple task.

I did something wrong. I did something wrong. I did something wrong. Stupid, stupid F***up