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Originally Posted by Truth in Ruin
Okay... So my lady and I haven't had sex for 13 days. Right now she has a kidney infection, so it wouldn't be a good idea anyway. I've made it known that if I'm not in the mood, I would still "help" her in other ways that would satiate her. Anyway, she told me if she isn't getting anything, I'm not either. That's fine by me, however, she does NOT allow me to masterbate. She has a No Masterbation rule over me, but at the same, she won't "give me a hand"... To be honest I don't have a big sex drive, but this is frustrating to me, and somehow doesn't seem fair.... What do I do?
Thanks for reading.
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You have gotten many answers that are as wise as they are hilarious, so let me just suggest that you ask her the following questions:
1) if per this new rule everything should be equally distributed between you guys, when is she going to give you 1/2 of her bras and, if she wears heels, her stilettos?
2) do you also have to take antibiotics for her kidney infection, to be fair to her? Who will prescribe them for you?