I agree.

They also refuse to make the first move if they like you, but at the same time get mad if you make the first move.

I have more degrees than times I've kissed someone. Not amount of people, actual number of individual times. Hell, I accomplished that before grad school.

You know, the whole be yourself thing? It only works if who you are is someone desirable.

I guess people like us just have to keep ourselves company in old age with some cats and a bottle of whiskey.