Yeah, you'd think I could find a job. My problems are this: 1) I've been fired several times over the last three years. 2) I have a misdemeanor conviction for "simple battery" - My ex and I got into a tussle, I got charged and plead down to a misdemeanor. I have three more years till I can attempt to get it expunged. 3) in my speciality there are really only two companies left in the country. I've been blackballed at both of them. 4). I can't even get an interview at a hospital for a regular floor job. I don't know what the hell is up with that. The only thing I can figure is the history of being fired.