Dear T,

I was reading about some other clients' relationships with their Ts and they sounded so much more fun than ours /: makes me think for sure that you prob really don't like me (sorry for the last year, T )

Look - I think positive transference would be sooooo much more enjoyable during session than this negative crap! Why did I have to draw straws and get the negative side of this ****?! I want positive! If I have to have transference, it should get to be somewhat on the "fun" side, dammit!