OK LADY, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME YESTERDAY????

Maybe Mr T has been too soft with me up until now, but this was only my second session with you and you've caused my first ever therapy "hangover"
I spent the whole rest of yesterday in a really deep funk.
I went to work this morning and people felt the need to ask if I was OK, you've obviously managed to shatter the happy mask and I am NOT happy about that.
Damnit my eyes actually started leaking in front of people, that is not something I'm comfortable with!
I am totally blaming you for this and I hate you for it - actually I think I'm happy to tell you this on Tuesday (I think you knew it was going to happen, otherwise you would have booked me in for my usual Friday slot)

The thing I can't tell you is I appreciate it, I like the challenge, in a weird way I like the pain.
Yeah, you're alright actually. But i'm not telling you that!