Well, #1 might have been a problem of caloric intact. Likely you need to really crank up your caloric intake to the absurd level. I was having to take in 6000 calories a day in lean protein and complex carbs which was really hard. Talk about eating constantly, lean protein and complex carbs aren't an easy source of calories. I plateaued at around 175 lbs and 10-12% body fat. Cycling roids could even make it worse as they kick your body in high gear; great for recovery, but requiring an even higher caloric intake.

#2 Don't fight it. Shave your head. Chicks dig bald dudes, it exudes confidence and a certain rebellious nature.

#3 You should have left her on the curb to find her own way home. That had nothing to do with you, but her just being a shallow ^%$#@.

(I'm a skinny dude with hair loss myself so I know where you're coming from. Throw in ugly with a small ... well, you get the picture. It sucks.)