I'll school ya'll on the illegal drugs.

Marijuana makes you feel good inside. Makes you laugh when things aren'tf funny, and puts a smile on your face when you're down. It mildly makes life as if it's a mild dream where you're in a comedy.

Although long term effects are laziness and minor brain damage, people care about that as much as the fact that deotorant causes cancer.

Cocaine, is a mellow no shillaunt type feeling. It makes you sweaty, numb, and paranoid, yet you fee liek you're invicible, and it really does increase your motor reflexes and strength when you're on it.

Oxy contin (or heroin) is just a drug to turn you into lathargy. It makes you feel like jesus christ himself (if i may say so - no offense). It feels SOOO good that you feel like you're glowing. You're numb all over, and tired. Same goes for morphine.

Percoset and viocoden are mild forms of morphine, oxy, and heroin, they're all narcotics, just pers and vics yeild less dominate results. Pers will make some people naucious, while vicodents only yield 'good' results alone, which are the feeling of happiness.

DXM (the abuse of caugh syrup) is %#@&#! up don't do it. You'll see things. You'll studder, you'll walk ridiculous. You'll threaten people you dont know with death. One minute you're hearing frogs talking about word association, the next you're holding a steak and shake employee at gun point until she gets you a water in a to go cup.

Acid makes things beautiful, and makes your spine feel like a chain of wonder. Colors, especially bright colors, will be amazingly gorgeous, more beautiful than anything you're ever seen. Moving objects will have trials behind them as they move.

Xanax, klonopin in the like make you tired, relaxed, and just happy in general. If you can manage to stay away after taking a reasonable amount, chances are you wont even be able to talk right, but you'll be grinning ear to ear all the same.

I know more, but that's enough for now. :P