Oh god here we go..

"Be positive"
"Just get over it"
"You're lazy"
"You're weak"
"Stop feeling sorry for yourself"
"Grow up"
"You have everything you want so stop" (yeah, no..)
"Oh, just be happy"
"Cheer up/lighten up"
"Some people have it worse than you"
"You need help" (FIND ME A FKIN COUNSELOR THEN..AND PAY FOR IT TOO.)
"Don't worry about it"
"That sucks"
"You are in complete control of your happiness" (really..)
"Stop it, you're only trying to get attention from people"
"You're only depressed because you're so negative about everything"
"Well, it's your own fault and self pity"
"I didn't raise you to be like this"

UGH.